Pros and Cons

Okay so over the past 3+ months I have had a lot of changes some bad and some with a positive spin I have placed on them.  I thought I would make a list so in 20 years from now I can look back at it and have a laugh.

Con: I have no boobs
Pro: I can actually use the front breast pocket of my button down shirts to hold my phone.
Pro: I am saving a ton of money and not needing to buy new bras.
Pro: I get a brand new pair next year.
Pro: All of my shirts fit so nicely now.

Con: I am freezing all the time because I have no hair to cover my neck.
Pro: I get to wear a ton of cute scarves all the time.

Con: I have no hair.
Pro: It only takes me 30 minutes to shower and get ready for the day.

Con: I can't taste anything
Pro: I can taste double bubble for the first 30 seconds and never know when the flavor is out of it which is actually at 45 seconds.

Con: My eyelashes have started to fall out and are coming out quick.
Pro: I don't have any clumps when I put mascara on the few lashes I have left.

Con: My eyebrows are coming out almost as fast as my eyelashes
Pro: I get to draw in my eyebrows in whatever shape I like and don't have to get them waxed.

Con: I am felling more nauseous with this cocktail than the last one.
Pro: I don't eat as much.

Con: I have to take steroids with this new cocktail and can expect to gain 20+ pounds.
Pro: See pro above.

Con: Some days I am so tired and out of it I don't want to get out of bed.
Pro: I don't have to get out of bed!

Con: I have so much Christmas and birthday shopping to do.
Pro: I am becoming a pro at online shopping.

Con: Did I mention I have no boobs
Pro: I get new ones for free, I think I would have rather paid for them.

So you see there are some pros to this whole cancer thing, it all depends on how you look at it.